Reason 952 to love the British media

I was waiting for my coffee this morning, and had the opportunity to peruse a copy of the Times. Some helpful soul had left it open to the Sports section, and a full two page spread about Andy Murray at Wimbledon. By the time my cappuccino was ready, I had guffawed out loud multiple times. Said article referenced:

1. Jean-Paul Sartre and Huis Clos
2. Waiting for Godot
3. Steely Dan

W. T. F????? This almost makes up for the irritating extra syllable they add to perfectly good words like "oriented" and "commented".

Almost...